TMZ has done more recon and has gotten the real lowdown on HOW Charlie Harper died — and it isn’t pretty.
Sources at Friday night’s taping tell us … Harper married Rose — the neighbor/stalker he flew to Paris with last season — but things went downhill quickly when she found him in the shower with another woman.
In the episode, we’re told Rose speaks at the funeral and recounts what happened to Charlie … saying the day after the shower incident she and Charlie were waiting for a Paris subway when Charlie “slipped” and the subway literally blew him apart in a “meat explosion.”
The strong inclination was that Rose pushed him and got away with it.
It seems Chuck Lorre couldn’t take his aggressions out on Charlie Sheen, but he did the next best thing by taking it out on Charlie Harper.
Meanwhile, It’s gonna be a Full House at Charlie Harper‘s funeral service on “Two and a Half Men” … because one of the stars in attendance will be none other than Uncle Jesse himself … John Stamos!
Sources connected to the production tell TMZ … Stamos — who was once rumored to be Charlie Sheen‘s replacement on the show — will say a couple of words at the service … raunchy words.
We’re told Stamos’ character will reveal he and Harper were CLOSE friends … the kind of friends who once three-way’d a chick together.
Sources tell us Jenny McCarthy will also be at the funeral — she famously played one of Harper’s ex-girlfriends who broke up with Charlie after she got tired of having sex with him.
Melanie Lynskey will also return as “Rose” — who was last seen going to Paris with Harper in the very last episode featuring Charlie Sheen.